i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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