It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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