I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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