Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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