Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess