So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed