Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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