Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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