im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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