So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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