are you so shy because you have an std?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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