return my video game
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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