i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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