Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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