he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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