i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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