I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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