just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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