Can Purell be used as lube?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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