Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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