Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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