Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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