You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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