just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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