Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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