do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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