please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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