I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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