Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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