normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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