Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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