everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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