That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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