I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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