If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got chris browned last night
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My bed smells like the plague
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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