He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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