you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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Take your time, I'll wait
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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