another moral hangover. fuck.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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