Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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