Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just gargled with NyQuil
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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