I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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