I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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