Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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