does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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