I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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