he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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