i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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