Nicole vs. Life
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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