but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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