Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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