what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think my mom watched the whole time
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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