I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I am one with the molecules
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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