Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
