she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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