Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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