awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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