Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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