You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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